adauntlesspotterjay:
Sister: What will you do when your idol becomes a dad?

Me: I will become a mother.

(Source: circles-we-goingin-circles)
When I first found out about One Direction:
shit how do I tell who's who?
Me now:
yeah that's him I can tell by the way he's breathing.
vampireweakend:
when i post something really funny and dont get any notes i feel like kevin jonas

math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Ed Sheeran is a synonym to asdfghjkl;
Today someone asked if Tumblr was similar to Facebook.
